Despicable Me!

Despicable Me is an awesome Disney movie! Actors and actresses Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Rusell Brand, Miranda Cosgrove, Dana Gaier, Elsie Fisher, and much others star in this movie. What do you think about Despicable Me?

The Story of the French Men and Woman

Two men were sitting in a balcony located in Paris.

Suddenly, a woman appears, "Would you like coffee or tea?"

Only one man understood English. The other man misinterpreted, and had a puzzle look on his face.

"Elle veut dire que vous voulez café ou thé." {She means do you want coffee or tea?) Said the man.

"Je veux café." (I want coffee.) Replied the man.

The man insturcted the man who did not know English to answer.

"I WANT TEEEEEAAA!" Said the first man.The other man was confused and though your supposed to make the vowels at the end longer.

"I want coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Said the other man. 

The woman started to crack up. The other man talked in a funny, weird, and long accent.

Spring

Here is a poem: Spring. Without the word "e" in it.

 

Buds bloom
A grassy lawn
Pollination
Pink fluff
Sky with no clouds
Warm air all around
Bugs fly and birds chirp
Sun rays fall down
A musical sound
From a radio
Grass grows
Kids play
Outdoors all day
Spring is fun
Fun in sun
Fall not soon
Spring holds no gloom
A cold drink and a straw
Hair blows out long
Slight spring gust
Calm down
Short nap
Bird's wings flap
High noon
Don't stop soon

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BUTLER

Butler, I hope you win today!

The game is VCU VS. BUTLER!

Let's win BUTLER! THE NCAA NEEDS YOU!

Let's bleed blue!

Peace to Countries

Here are pictures of Peace Countries!!!! Remember ☮!

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Actually, there are no countries!

Instead, its the whole WORLD! {At least that has people}

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WORLD PEACE!

Are you a doctor, banker, or singer?- A story that deals with your personality

~A reply to: Are You a Carrot, An Egg, or a Coffee Bean?

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved a new one arose. 

 Her mother took her to a concert. When they arrived, everyone had left. The singer had not came to the concert. In the beginning, you love the way the singer sings, and the lyrics of the song. As soon as the fans come to meet a singer in person they're different. The singer will no longer resemble in the fans' hearts'. 

After that, her mother took her daughter to the bank. As the young woman and the mother  stepped inside the bank, they first saw a person register for a credit card. After that, they saw another person coming out of the bank crying. The person was crying, because he was in debt, he could not afford to pay back the money he owned. When you register for a credit card you are very excited. However, to some people at the end it's different. They have become in debt, and will never appreciate the banker forever in their lives.



Finally, the mother and daughter went to the hospital. They saw a patient afraid, because he was afraid of the doctor. You should never be afraid of the doctor, because they can help. While they were leaving the hospital they saw a person with a smile. Do you think the person was smiling because he turned out healthy after all? Of course not. The person was smiling, because the doctor had helped! Doctors may be scary in the beginning, but at the end you appreciate everything the doctor has done! Doctors are very unique.

The mother asked: "Are you the singer, banker, or the doctor?"

I knew a lady so stupid, that she literally...

1. She called me to get my phone number.
 
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

6. She tried to drown a fish.

7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.

8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

9. She tripped over a cordless phone.

10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.

12. She studied for a blood test.

13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home