The Story of the French Men and Woman

Two men were sitting in a balcony located in Paris.

Suddenly, a woman appears, "Would you like coffee or tea?"

Only one man understood English. The other man misinterpreted, and had a puzzle look on his face.

"Elle veut dire que vous voulez café ou thé." {She means do you want coffee or tea?) Said the man.

"Je veux café." (I want coffee.) Replied the man.

The man insturcted the man who did not know English to answer.

"I WANT TEEEEEAAA!" Said the first man.The other man was confused and though your supposed to make the vowels at the end longer.

"I want coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Said the other man. 

The woman started to crack up. The other man talked in a funny, weird, and long accent.